afterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 3 hours agoChuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return. 😂 heeeehChuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions and have them return. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 7 hours agoNo one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it. 😁 haaahNo one has ever spoken during review of Chuck Norris' code and lived to tell about it. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 11 hours agoChuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too. 🙉 jokkeChuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 15 hours agoChuck Norris's beard can type 140 wpm. 😂 funbbnyChuck Norris's beard can type 140 wpm. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 19 hours agoChuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line. 🙉 hehhaeChuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers COMMAND line. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 23 hours agoThe only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object. 😁 heeeehThe only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • yesterdayChuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert. 🙉 haaahChuck Norris can unit test entire applications with a single assert. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • yesterdayProduct Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature. 😁 heeeheProduct Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • yesterdayChuck Norris can over-write a locked variable. 🙉 funnyyzChuck Norris can over-write a locked variable. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • yesterdayChuck Norris's log statements are always at the FATAL level. 😹 lolzdzChuck Norris's log statements are always at the FATAL level. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 2 days agoChuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses. 🙉 jokkeChuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 2 days agoChuck Norris can dereference NULL. 😂 hehezeChuck Norris can dereference NULL. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 2 days agoChuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive. 😅 laughdddssChuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 2 days agoChuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die. 🙉 laeaughChuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 2 days agoChuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. 😹 laughdddssChuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 2 days agoWith Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions. 😂 roflvlWith Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 3 days agoChuck Norris solved the halting problem. 🙉 heeeheChuck Norris solved the halting problem. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 3 days agoWhen Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?". 😁 heeeheWhen Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be…afterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 3 days agoChuck Norris can compile syntax errors. 😂 heeeehChuck Norris can compile syntax errors. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (72)in #chucknorris • 3 days agoChuck Norris can dereference NULL. 😅 roflvlChuck Norris can dereference NULL. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclub
