improv (67)in #owie • 3 days agoOof. Belly hurty.Not sure why. I think I have too many organs.improv (67)in #dnd • 3 days agoNot likelyIs something I will say about rolling a natural 20.improv (67)in #language • 4 days agoCiao bellaIs a nice thing to sayimprov (67)in #blue • 5 days agoSomething blueMy backsideimprov (67)in #cats • 6 days agoMy incredibly cute cats when they were kittensimprov (67)in #vacation • 6 days agoI need everything to stand stillJust for a while, but geez, everything is moving too fast. I haven't done a lot the past year, but I want a vacation…improv (67)in #sleepless • 6 days agoThe end of the dayKeeps getting later and the beginnings are getting earlier. This is not sustainable.improv (67)in #god • 8 days agoSpending eternity annoyedIf there is a god, I think I'm just petulant enough that I'll be spending eternity eternally annoyed, but not, like, tormented.improv (67)in #words • 9 days agoSlang lingoWell okey dokey doo! I'll take it for half a dollar and a ham sandwich. It's that kinda talk that really gets my…improv (67)in #poetry • 9 days agoSilly thingsLike scrabbledash and hoot owl and snickerdoodle and bang that gavel, judge! Silly things all strung up in a row…improv (67)in #boat • 10 days agoAnother poemThis is a second new poem You can tell by the way the line breaks break lines like a sail in a squall busts frayed linesimprov (67)in #food • 11 days agoHave I mentioned that I made a salad?I did. And we have vegan caesar dressing in our fridge that we've had for months. That's a lot of time. Still tastes…improv (67)in #poetry • 11 days agoEverything is a poemThis poem is a poem Your face is a poem Your fart is a poem that's rude is a poem stop being crude is a poem…improv (67)in #poem • 11 days agoTrendyIt's the trendy thing to make line breaks where there sh ouldn't be on eimprov (67)in #food • 12 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Ate too muchWho needs to know? You? Yes, you! I had some delicious pasta salad, and now I'm very full. I don't think I'll…improv (67)in #swapapp • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.swap.app isn't working :(And I didn't realize before I sent my steem. Which woulda normally been fine. I think they're sending refunds once…improv (67)in #crypto • 18 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Garshhuh. What's going on with crypto? Stuff? Yeah, stuff, I guess.improv (67)in #sleepy • 23 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.How did it get to be 11?I swear a minute ago it was 9. I finished work at 8:45 and felt like I had plenty of time before bed... but now it's way too late.improv (67)in #words • 26 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Same hereJust a few words. Like kumquat and porcupine and effervescentlyimprov (67)in #silly • last monthsteemCreated with Sketch.Don't ask me about the pickleThere's a story there, but I'm not going to tell it. You're the one it's about. It'd be too embarrassing for me to…
