You Might Have a Steemit Account If... ComedyOpenMic Round 10 - Upvote Give Away!!
Many of you are familiar with the “You might be a Redneck,” series of jokes made famous by Blue Collar Comedian Jeff Foxworthy. I would like all of you to join in and submit ideas for You Might Have a Steemit Account.
If you sit for three or more hours a shift posting quality content in the restroom at work, you might have a Steemit account.
If Facebook now reminds you of your local newspaper’s obituary section, you might have a Steemit account.
If you send a text to a friend and, later, absent mindedly find yourself checking on how many upvotes it received and how much it is worth, you might have a Steemit account.
Probably, you can do better. Put it in the comment below and have fun and maybe an upvote or two! Thank you.