Here's a JIFF er tree fer you to keep on file
Twill be useful someday, I promise.
To give it some context, this was a very comical response to a ridiculous statement made in the motion picture film Dirty Work, which was created in the earth year 1998 or MCMXCVIII as it's known to absolutely no one.
And in case this one is useful (I hope not... I think?)