Win 5 SBD By Writing A Funny Comment On What You'll Do If The World Ends In An Hour (REPOST)

in Project HOPE2 months ago (edited)

Hello, fellow Steemers! It is time for another "win that 5 SBD contest"!

Heaven forbid if the world is ending soon. But what would you do if you know it is going to end in an hour?

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As for me, I think I would grab, hold and kiss the nearest hot, sexiest babe I could find and shout to the world, "If I'm going to die, then I'm dying here happy!!! ".

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That funny thought inspired me to post a contest that lets you win easily 5 SBD! Yes, you read that right! You win 5 SBD by writing a funny comment on what you'll do if the world supposedly ends in an hour.

Great, so what are the rules?

  1. Upvote and resteem this post first. I need to have the free publicity.
  2. Write a funny comment on what you'll do if the world supposedly ends in an hour and have it judged by me. Anything goes as long as its funny.
  3. Only one entry per Steem username account to be fair.
  4. The entry that I choose as the funniest by the time of this post's payout will win 5 SBD.
  5. Entries without following the 4 rules will not be eligible to win.

Please read the rules well before submitting your entry! No more upvotes by bots this time to be fair to others as I will be the one to judge!

5 SBD means you can buy a delicious snack or exchange that for your favorite crypto with today's current prices! Great! So what are you waiting for? Post your entry in the comments below now!

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Answer...."" Will be not time to POWER DOWN..."""

Uh...you forgot to resteem this post, my friend. 😉

 2 months ago 

Dear @darthnava

Thanks for sharing this link with me.


Omg. Funny comment? That's already very challenging for someone like me (sense of humour require major improvement). I think I'm out lol

Anyway, I think it may be difficult to encourage people to enter your contest, since you're requesting everyone to resteem your post. This is not something I'm ready to do, and knowing people - many will not feel like resteeming your post.

So you may actually end up losing some traffic, instead of getting new one. Also people seem to be more willing to resteem, if you politely ask for such a support (instead of making it a "requirement"). Something to think about.

I've shared it within PH community. Hopefully you will get some valuable traffic. Upvoted as well.
Yours, Piotr

Thanks for the tip. But I found out the hard way long ago that people tend to abuse if I do not require them to resteem. They will enter the contest and don't reshare to keep out potential competitors that they know have a bigger chance of winning than them. 😂

This is my way of determining if the Steemit community is still breathing after most of the good ones have gone to HIVE.

 last month 

Thank you @darthnava for your prompt and amazing reply

How often did you visit any resteemed post? My impression is, that people hardly ever do that. Ever.

So ... in my opinion, asking for resteem as a requirement will put off most of those users, who would enter your contest otherwise. Anyway, that's just my observation.

Yours, Piotr

Okay, point taken and noted.

Post resteemed already. To help you get some extra exposure @darthnava

Upvote on the way :)

Hijack an Armored Personnel Carrier (APC) and drive it around town and stop in front of people shouting... COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE (terminator style) . Continue driving on...

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1 minute before the world ends, turn to everyone and say..actually, I've no idea what I'm doing. It's nice meeting you guys

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A courageous goal! Thanks for entering, my friend.😇

lmao. I dig this. I'm definitely getting on that shit

 2 months ago 

Hi @darthnava
Even the good guys are here: lol

WOw. Due to the pandemic we have not been able to leave our homes here, I would go to the beach with my family and prepare good meat on the breaststroke and eat all I could, and as I said next to my family.

It's not funny but that would do.

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and you are cordially invited to eat with us ..

Thank you, my friend! I would gladly eat that feast you set before me! I don't care if my stomach would burst...The world would burst in an hour anyway! 😜

I won't spend time on absurd thing. I will take a hot air baloon and will go up in the air. I will sip chilled bear and have a cigarette and from there, I'll be enjoying the end of the world.
What about you dear @crypto.piotr

Good point. Are you entering this contest, my friend?

You have to upvote this post too as the rules say. Kindly upvote so I can validate your entry.

I think I already have voted the post.

Okay, thanks for your entry.

You are welcome!

If it is ending in one hour, I will enjoy my life with the hottest babe for 59 minutes and then give my life to Christ in the next one minute to go. I think I will have a happy ending with the world😀

lol double happy ending

Way to go! Thank you for your input. You satisfy both your flesh and spirit. 😀

Well, it's hard to guess what we'd want to do if the world is really finally coming to an end. But personally I'll give up all I've got to see how the famous Tom and Jerry cartoon ended (watched every episode as a kid and never saw the end...lol), and then I'll bathe in the rain once again and die with a blunt of good weed in my left hand...haha.

That is possible. All the best Tom and Jerry cartoon episodes can be finished in an hour. 😃

Hello friend, great initiative.

Wooo if the world ended in an hour, I tie the mother-in-law so that she can not flee the planet, if I die, let her die and also with me hehehe.

Joke of course!

LMAO. That mother-in-law must be a real hell-spawn monster for you to consider such thoughts! Thanks for your entry! 😄

Lols... I have really not thought about this though but if the world is to end in an hour time, I'll do the below things since I won't have any other opportunity or chance to do that again 😂.

#1) EATING EXPENSIVE DELICIOUS FOOD FOR FREE AT RESTAURANTS: I know this may sound funny but the fact is that there are actually some food i can't afford at some restaurants for now due to my income even though I love eating a lot. Since the world is ending in an hour, I'm definitely gonna walk into those restaurants with style and confidence to eat their whole delicious meal most especially those roasted and fried turkey and chicken without paying a dime 😊. It's a free world, you know 😊. If they threaten me, I'm gonna tell them to come for their money in the next one hour (after life 😂) which can't be possible 😂😂.

#2 REVENGE: There are actually some people I'll love to beat up for their bad action towards me. I'm not gonna let them go scot free without beating them to pulp, most especially some of my teachers and friends in high school who disciplined and abused me back then. Help me tell them to start getting their asses ready for some sweet lashes of cane, it's pay back time!! 😂

#3 HAVE FUN: Since there won't be another opportunity to have fun unlike before, I'm gonna have lot of fun, visiting different places, meeting with diff people and flirting with different ladies 😊. It's gonna be really great. Party after party 😂😂

#4 CONVERT ALL MY CRYPTOS INTO CASH: The period of holding/keeping or investing in cryptos will definitely come to an end for me because I'm gonna convert or trade all my assets for cash. I'm gonna use some of the cash to organize a last meeting party for @project.hope community members and I'm gonna have the opportunity to hug @crypto.piotr physically and I hope he does the same too 😊.

#5 PREPARE FOR THE NEXT LIFE: The last thing is to be prepared and get ready for the next life. I'm gonna seek God's forgiveness and I'm also gonna seek the forgiveness of those that I've wronged most especially those who fell into category ** number 2**. I'm just gonna tell them I'm sorry for smacking your asses so much ☹️.

Great! But I think you forgot to upvote this post as the rules require, my friend. 🙂

I already upvoted it

Okay, thanks!

Well it looks like an amazing contest...
What's tge funniest thing i would do uf the world is going to end in 1 hour?😂
Well i would do alot of things
1.I would go to all tge restaurants nearby and will taste all their special dishes and would run away without paying bill😆
After successfully wasting 15 minutes...i would do this👇🏻
2.I would love to beat all my enemies who kept irritating me all the time and then run away from their😆.
Now 30 minutes gone
3.Then i would become a girl and start pranking with my friends😆
4.And finally in the end i would ask god to forgive me for all the injustice i have done and hopefully god will forgive and then i will go to heaven after doing all these funny things.It's a tricky move😂😉

Pretty heavy stuff! What if your enemies have concealed weapons or trained in self-defense techniques? That would be a pretty short life for you. 😁

Hahahha but that's something i had to do😂...

for it would be easy, I would rob a liquor store to have a family party and die with them talking nonsense and remembering times gone by.

Good point. Are you entering this contest, my friend?

One hour isn't a lot of time damn. I'll just withdraw all the money in my account, and give it to a random person. I don't want to die with money in my account

Hi! You entering this contest?

yeah. Doesn't that count?

You got to follow the first rule also as stated in the post.😊 Please upvote and resteem. Sorry, but rules are rules:

  1. Upvote and resteem this post first. I need to have the free publicity.

Thanks a lot for understanding.

Nothing much, just sleep. Yeah, I'd like to go out sleeping. I've been too busy and sleep-starved lately. Just grab a quick 45 minutes nap before the apocalypse😀

Hi! You entering this contest?

Thanks for your entry.😄 You will have plenty of time to snooze when Doomsday comes.

😂😂 if I know the world will be ending in an hour I will sit back comfortably and watch one of my favorite movie 😍 @darthnava

LMAO. An hour is too short for a movie. You're gone in the middle part. 😃

Lol yeah i would be cut short unaware😅😅

Hi @darthnava

Wuuuaaaooo...really interesting your challenge and even put me in a dilemma.

In particular, I would distribute it as follows:
I would take a few minutes to tell a friend whatsApp about how bad she looks when she wears the black miniskirt, because she looks like a skinny chicken.
And the rest of the hour I would gather my whole family together to eat as much as we wanted and talk about future plans (laughs).

Thank you for this initiative.

A skinny chicken friend can be fattened if you invite her over for an eat-all-you-can meal. Thanks for your entry.😄

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