HKPF: No worry if ugly no mirror in police station
There's no time for self-reflection when you Serve with Pride and Care so we have no need for mirrors in the police station. Maybe you are ugly, maybe black hearted? Maybe we are vampires drinking the blood of pure children by night. You can be happy there are no mirrors in police stations. Recruiting now. New recruit benefits include garlic-free diets and free child-care.