in #nigeria4 years ago (edited)

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Hey stemmians...allow me to take u on a journey of love note in some years ago when love is been distributed through white papper and a pen Enjoy with me please and i hope this makes u laugh too!

P.O. BOX 2013
30TH SEPT 1979
Dear Sweet,

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health over there, if so, doxology!
I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.
Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous.

I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.
Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.

To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.
By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically. I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.
Goodbye for now.
Your slave in love,
your pillow, your cushion,
Heartbit Cool. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Am sure by now u will remember this kind of letter u got from a lover boy . If u arnt born by then, u can ask your aunt and uncles am sure they have got different kind of this
Isnt it funny how love is been declaired to one ..what a centralized way of life... Hav u ever read Love note on blockchain? hereSo interesting This is the era a decentralized system . We hav gone digital even in love. Smiles
Found it interesting and u taught of sharing with u my Steemians family in Nigeria and thqe entire steemit lover in the world Hav a great weekend and keep steeming
If it makes u smile and ull be needing much of the olden days Saga. kindly upvote comment and resteem.
Thank you for reading


Can I please see one of yours?

Ill hav to send u a copy