I Don't Follow Trends, I Set Them ๐Ÿ˜Ž Steemboss Talks about "Post Envy"

in #shitpost โ€ข 4 years ago (edited)

This one goes out to all the real G's, the ones that ain't never hit the trending section.

This is for lil minnow muffuccaz who be lucky to get $1.27 on a post payout but still out here grindin daily, I see you baby! ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ˜‘


Unique individuals don't trend..they make waves and dance to their own drums. I had drums once but I sold them for pot. You think I give a fuck?..a little ๐Ÿ˜ž

Ok enough of that horseshit, I'm already off track here..


So Today the Steemboss is Gonna Speak on Post Envy

"Post Envy" is when you see other people's posts makin all this bank and you want yours to be like that. You get a lil jealous ๐Ÿ˜ž

You may check out some blogs and they got 1 picture and 12 words that earned $150 bones. Then you get upset you spent 2 hours of your life writing some insightful shit and you only got 0.39 cents.

You look at your lil paltry post total and get a lil jelly you ain't having the same success.

Lucky For You ya Dropped by the Steemboss' Blog!

First, "who is the Steemboss you may ask yourself?" Well dummy it's me @goldenarms and this is just a name I gave myself two minutes ago ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Post Envy is Perfectly Natural

That's right, it's natural to feel that way. You see, when you become a young adult your body goes through changes, you start having all these "weird feelings" and thats ok. Wait.. I think I got off track here?..stay with me ๐Ÿ˜

Don't Get Down or Frown Clown

So now you know it's ok to get post envy just try to not let it bother you or eat you up.

In many instances the posts you compare yours to, while they may not be 'as good' as yours in your opinion, you have to realise that those users have probably earned a following by being social and making friends. This is a social app afterall. It's natural to upvote other people you have a connection with because friends help friends.

Maybe you just haven't put in the same effort yet to connect with people? You're not going to have immediate success and you don't know how much effort those users put into gaining their following? Don't hate them for it.

Really We're Lucky to Make Anything

This is the only place that pays us for what we do. Take me for instance.. I'm getting paid for these shit posts, that's pretty fricken sweet! I have fun making these so it's not really work, any monetary reward is gravy!

I Love Gravy

Just felt like saying it. Gravy is like liquid meat you put on things and it's delightful. Sorry vegans I got love for you too ๐Ÿ˜Š

This Is an Investment in the Future

Try to look at whatever you make as an investment that will grow over time. I think in 5 years Steem could very well be worth $20. Start earning now and those lil bits will add up and swell down the road.

Blogging Won't Pay Your Bills

There's not too many people that make a career out of blogging compared to how many try to. Look at it like becoming a movie star or model, even if you have what it takes the chances of making it big are very very small!

If you think you're going to pay your bills by blogging on Steemit take my advice, go get a real job fool.

Have Fun with It

That's why we're all here isn't it?

Don't try to copy anyone thinking if you make posts like you see in the trends you're gonna have the same success. Do what you like to do and even if you don't make double digit post totals, atleast you can take solice in doing your own thang. Just try to have fun with it and you'll probably find like minded individuals.

Maybe You're Just a Terrible Person?

Lastly, if you're not doing very well even after putting in the time and effort, maybe you're just a rotten person and noone likes you? Have you thought of that? No?..maybe you should ๐Ÿ˜

Naw I'm just kidding I'm sure you're not that bad.

Leave Me an Upvote

If you've learned anything here today don't forget to smash that blue button. It tickles me getting upvotes so please tickle me!

Titles Are Fun

Am I the only one that gets a little too excited by making some words bigger than others? I find it satisfying for some reason? I'd bet I'm not the only one? ๐Ÿ˜Š

Thanks alot for reading,


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Stop blogging about me!!!!!

I make less than 30 cents each time and I keep swimming and yes I have 300ish followers but only less than 7 that i often see the usernames on my blog each time, so hey!!! 7 ppl like me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Well here's 0.38 cents just for being you ๐Ÿ˜Š I appreciate you immensely tkf so never leave me...promise? ๐Ÿ˜

0.38 cents, just like that....boom, your a bad ass powerful mofo these days, steemboss

@goldenarms has a goldenheart

And golden flippers too!!!

He truly is #teamcanada leader hey @phelimint ๐Ÿ˜

Oh no, don't inflate his ego anymore, he'll be using that name on discord for a week...lol.


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I like gravy!

"Gravy is like liquid meat"

Oh fuck that's funny...and true!!! GA, come out to BC and i will take you on a doob-meat-whiskey crawl!

One day for sure! Gravy shooters and bowls of whiskey..and hydro ๐Ÿ˜

George Kush, God OG or Oakstreet Crippler are 3 deadly indicas right now ๐Ÿ˜œ๐ŸŒด


This is awesome man! I love your stuff, makes me laugh out loud here at work like a goof!

Hey man that's nice of you to say. I'm glad I could give you a chuckle at work!

Yeah, it was a good night for it, I may have to go reread your masterpiece...


This is one of your best shitposts ever, except for all the others; they're pretty good too. Love your positive energy and big words!

Hard to choose just one eh? They're all so good lol Thx @bmj for stopping by bud!

hey great advice ranking up nice man! - donโ€™t forget who voted.

I have post envy every time I see your content on my Steem feed....

Fist clenched in the air I yell with my neck twisted back to the left....

" uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Ingenious scum muffin"

Haha ok, that's daddy's lil scum muffin to you @poias ๐Ÿ˜

I believe " daddy's lil scum muffin" is a trademarked blue movie title.

Let me GTS just to be sure........... GTS= google that Sh i t

All I really got out of this shit post was gravy is like liquid meat. Lmfao j/k Holmes, funny ass shit dude.

This is really cool and No your not the only one who loves making some words bigger than others ๐Ÿ˜‰ I have a Big word for you
Golden boy with golden heart and golden words that brings golden rain on everything he touches ๐Ÿค— how's that for big words?
And I'm not done yet..... Lol
I love to tickle and sence an upvote does that to you I give you one 100 % and I just Resteemed it to...... Afraid to ask what that will do to ya ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚hahaha
Stay as you are handsome!

I couldn't like you anymore than I do! You're fantastic, always make me smile Sara. Thx for the big words, big vote and resteem. Golden Rain haha not going there I'm not like R Kelly ๐Ÿ˜Ž

The same right back at ya ๐Ÿค— your post are a magnet..... or you are... Lol
Love the way you write and makes me smile to like a goofy ๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ˜ฒ oh nooo they found me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚hahaha
Golden rain โ˜„๏ธ yes you may not be RKelly but you are ๐Ÿ’ชGArms and that is way cooler ๐Ÿ˜‰

Shitposting your way to financial freedom!

That's gotta ring to it! ๐Ÿ˜

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Don't get down or grown, clown. I love it!

PS did you mean to have a comma there? :)

Also ...

Maybe You're Just a Terrible Person?
Lastly, if you're not doing very well even after putting in the time and effort, maybe you're just a rotten person and noone likes you? Have you thought of that? No?..maybe you should ๐Ÿ˜

Naw I'm just kidding I'm sure your not that bad

Are you sure...?

No, I'm not sure if you read it right my friend? Get back here and do it all again please lol

I'm sure that I'm sure that I read it right. Are you sure that you're sure that you wrote it right?

My name is welshstacker and I suffer from post envy. There I said it, I feel so much better. I once had a post that made a full $8, it was the best moment of my life(and that includes the birth of my son). In fact I'm getting all teary eyed just thinking of it now......

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Much wisdom here steemboss man! so so true. I have plenty of times had this post envy you speak of.. especially when I look at people I follow and have become friends with on here and I see that although we joined at the same time, they have twice the followers I do. But then I see they have posted 4 times as much as I have ..

Sometimes its just down to how much time you can dedicate to the platform and how you are using that time.

gotta stay positive!

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Just the medicine I needed to deal with my "Post Envy" affliction!

I'm glad I could help you. I'm doing the Lord's work..

I didn't join steemit to be an overnight sensation and make mega bucks. I joined so that I could do something I enjoy, learn something new and perhaps make some friends along the way. And I am having fun.

Calling @originalworks :)
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Iโ€™m da mudda fuckin Steem boss!! Why you stealing my name yo?!! Anyhow, da OG Steemboss just wanted to say nice post!!
Peace out dawg!

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your information post was very good