WHAT THE F**CK AND NOT THE F**K TO DO ON STEEM (for new steemit members!)

in #steemit4 years ago

If you're searching for rewards, followers or both THIS MAY HELP.........
if you're looking for happiness you wont find it here!

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IIIIIII KNOWWWW i am not an expert and don't have many followers. BUT.

I'M going to use this post as an example to see if i can get it to the trending page, by using BOTS! lets see....

lets start with WHAT CAN HELP.........

1 TRY TO INVEST IN STEEM

  • whatever you can afford, not only will it give you more voting power.
    STEEM IS $2.00 AS OF WRITING THIS IF THE PRICE GOES TO $5 THEN WELL.... DO THE MATH
    also invest time (we will get to this)

2 Attract whales

3 build a following (get followers)

  • invest time, by commenting on peoples interesting posts, following them and let them know you've followed them.
    IF You're one of the first to comment on a post, which later becomes successful you will be rewarded higher than others

4 BOTS AREN'T BAD

  • HERE ARE SOME BOTS TO GET YOUR ARTICLES RE-STEEMED TO MANY FOLLOWERS and possibly get you on the trending page (as i said im going to do this with this post )
    https://steembottracker.com/

5 resteem posts

  • you can earn from doing this and it makes your blog look fuller and can help you to gain followers!!

WHAT (I THINK) YOU SHOULD AVOID DOING!!!

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1 USING WRONG TAGS

2 DON'T SPAM - "OH NICE POST" "GREAT CONTENT" ON POSTS YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN READ!

3 DON'T UP VOTE YOUR OWN POSTS, COMMENTS ETC, IT LOOKS tacky.

4 NO PLAGIARISM

  • If you have to credit the source

5 Don't leave long painfully boring posts (like this)

  • get to the point as fast as you can

LASTLY IF YOU DON'T RE-STEEM AND UP VOTE THIS. I'M GOING TO SET MYSELF ON FIRE AND TAG YOU IN IT TO MAKE YOU LOOK STUPID!

THANKS FOR READING

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I would have upvoted, then I saw Craig-grant listed as a whale I have to please, um no thanks, I don’t want to please a scammer who said we only exist to work for him. The rest of the article was good though.

told you i wasn't an expert!
wow that's interesting gonna have to have a look

I loved the humor at the end. it gets boring being on a crypto social media page where they mostly just talk about crypto, spice it up a bit people. you sir have the right idea. resteemed upvoted and followed.

This is quite informative. Written with some humour too! I like the fact that you are daring in the sense that you are quite new like you said or implied yet you are not afraid to share what you think might help you and others like yourself grow. kudos!

lets see im gonna get some bots on

I WISH I SAW THIS BEFORE MY FIRST POST.

yep done everything you said not to do lets try the other way lol

I just followed you and upvotes your post... Please follow back.

Hearing about bots from you will. Save me research more on them.. Thanks for the info

Hi, I just followed and upvoted you :-)
Follow back and we can help each other succeed! @hatu

How do I know if I am using the wrong tags please?

i guess common sense. if you created a post about politics, for example you wouldn't use the tag 'sport'.
But yeah i guess theres ones in the grey zone!
I meant don't just use the most popular tags to try get more views, could lead to downvoting

Ok, just don't want to clutter up anybody's feed unknowingly. Common sense I got.

quick, helpful,and very much appreciated! thanks from a new-bee :)

Guess who just followed you? **wink****

guess who has just followed you wink wink nudge nudge!

so i invested 10 SBD ON BOTS for this lets see what it returns!
will report back!
don't forget the return is then split 50/50 (i think)

Don't set yourself on fire. If you do, please don't tag me! :-)

great tips

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Thanks for your post. It helps me a lot. I'm very new on steemit and the problem is I don't know which tag should be use.

i just read your posts and saw the tags.
you have used the correct ones by the looks of it

excellent tips for new users. Thank you for sharing this with us @steemit-steemit. I'm following you, I hope you follow me back

for sure all the best mate
i look forwards to reading your posts

Thank you! Every site should have a post like this for noobs like me (us).

“Heads up!” is an idiom that means “Watch out!” So I guess what I want to say is Thanks for the heads-up”. Though I still don't get the bot part lol #willContinueToReadBoutSteemit

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