Daily Steemit Faucet post for 26th May 2018 **FAUCET CLOSED**

in #steemit4 years ago (edited)

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I will share the full post reward with all the people who Comment (jokes and motivational/inspirational quotes) and Upvote this post . If anyone wants to donate additional SBD as a sponsor you will be mentioned as a sponsor in the daily Faucet posts. Minimum donation to be a sponsor is 0.100 SBD.

No registration needed as the only thing people need to do is Comment and UpVote the post to be added to the days payout. Payouts will be calculated after 24 hours automatically so no further action needed.

Please make sure you Comment and Upvote while the Faucet is Open. If you do this after the Faucet is Closed you won't receive a share of the days payout.

Comments and Upvotes on these Steemit Faucet posts will NOT be counted towards my weekly payout.

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Faucet Jackpot

If a Daily Faucet post gets over 600 comments or 800 upvotes, whichever comes first, the below 14 SBD sponsor donations will be added to that days payout.

The Faucet Jackpot target will rise on future posts.

New sponsor donations will be added to the below list until the Faucet Jackpot target above is reached. Sponsors should send a minimum of 1 SBD to @sydesjokes with a memo of "Faucet Jackpot donation".

SponsorSBD Donated
@sydesjokes10.000
@joanstewart2.500
@fhstralow1.500
Total14.000

Faucet Payouts

The minimum withdrawal limit is 0.300 SBD (this may need to be changed later) to reduce the number of payments I need to send out each day. I have created a Pending Payments page where people can check their SBD balance to see how close they are to getting their next payout --> http://csyd.es/Steemit/PendingPayments/

If you want your payout before it reaches 0.300 SBD or you want to convert payout to Superior Coin (you will need a Kryptonia.io account and provide your name there) send 0.001 SBD to @SydesJokes and request it. For early withdrawals, except for converting to Superior Coins, there will be a 5% Early Withdrawal Fee. This may take 24 to 48 hours so please be patient.

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Past Faucet Posts

Faucet DateSponsorsCommentsUpvotesSBD Payout
25th May 201891954812.30
24th May 201882185472.20
23rd May 201871934002.20
22nd May 201882175792.40
19th May 201892726083.00
18th May 201891573422.00
17th May 201882485342.60
16th May 2018102235302.30
15th May 201892335372.50
14th May 201882515582.40
13th May 2018102245252.40
12th May 201871925202.10
11th May 201882415642.40
9th May 2018113005532.80
8th May 201882905653.20
7th May 2018102015342.50
6th May 2018102425133.20
5th May 2018102675603.20
4th May 201882725493.00
3rd May 201892965783.00
2nd May 2018112505424.50
1st May 2018112405453.00
Faucet Posts for April 2018567812827104.70
Faucet Posts for March 2018380711626147.50
Faucet Posts for February 201823917673211.00
Faucet Posts for January 201850025940213.81
Faucet Posts for December 201790572719.00
Totals2300550457755.21


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In for this.

I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think. Socrates

Thanks

Thank you from @eng_chit_chat on Kryptonia.

i also love that. be able to look back upon one’s life in satisfaction

indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible.

i don't know if happiness is impossible but well being.

hum. i understand that, i mean “Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect, it means you have have decided to look beyond imperfections.”

i wish i could be like ,“Make someone happy, then you’ll be happy too.” i would be simpler

Getting all my bbq supplies!!
If the food doesn't burn, i may post it lol. :)
Joy

We all have to be something @SydesJokes so be the best. I don't think you are an asshole but I love the meme.

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.jpg

https://twitter.com/AndyVanDyke/status/999807308342362112

Yeah but you'd never catch a wise man at the bottom of the well and fools aren't interested in mountain climbing. I think it is a riddle. :)
Joy

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain.jpg

https://twitter.com/SydesJokes/status/996435193727766528

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell.jpg

https://twitter.com/SydesJokes/status/989006181501947904

The superior man is modest in his speech, but excels in his actions. Confucius

https://twitter.com/DesmondDreckett/status/999787730602266625

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F. Kennedy

https://twitter.com/tim_fargo/status/999797514038579200

To be able to look back upon one’s life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

https://twitter.com/QuoTweety/status/999528962266222593

GREAT FAUCET
thank you for your help.

"You are more than the way you look!"

Yes it's true! And I do believe that the early bird always catches the worm first.... Don't you think so?

Welcome to 26th May 2018 current FAUCET.

couldn't join for some days but again I m here.

Thanks for the new day @sydesjokes!

Que dios le bendiga por su apoyo

Si no comentas, no recibes nada. jajaja...

Morning! Thanks for the faucet.

I joined superior coin last time I saw your post - but I’m not sure how to use it yet.

Thank you for giving us an additional opportunity to grow together))

gracias, saludos

Gracias amigo

Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”

Man: “I had to get to work.”

Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”

Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.

Haces un trabajo maravilloso! Gracias

I’m not happy with this and I’d like to exchange it please.

Come again? That’s your bank statement Mr Dibbley!

I said exchange it!!!

In a bakery:

Man to the shop assistant: “I’ll have that thing there, please.”

Shop assistant: “Cupcake?”

Man: “OK, Cupcake, I’ll have that thing there, please.”

стараюсь не пропускать)

gracias ..

A good day.

If lemons fall from the sky, you have lemonade

Thanks, as always!

In friendship, it is better to talk with each other instead of talking about each other.

Super! Thank you!

Nice Faucet....

This faucet is awesome!

Thank you for this faucet, dear Mr Sydes!

thanks for the weekend faucet

Have a great day!

Thank you

Best regards from Venezuela, thanks for your support

Thanks for the faucet!!

Could somebody help me to find the inherent risks of purchase, sales and service cycle?

Thanks you for you faucet man

Minnowhelper

Welcome baby giveaway

Q: Why do so few men end up in Heaven?
A: They never stop to ask directions

In any situation, the best thing you can do is the right thing; the next best thing you can do is the wrong thing; the worst thing you can do is nothing.

believe in yourself, leave the rest in the hand of God. @ drpuffnstuff
@fhstralow
@jacobzeema
@jaquith
@joanstewart
@kryptonia
@mariannewest
@ mawit07
@sydesjokes

It seems that the number of people participating in @SydesJokes Famous Daily Faucet has stalled out when it should be increasing. Why do you think this is happening? Am I missing something? How do we get more people to participate?
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Fish food for the Minnows!! Thanks @sydesjokes

Thanks for your Faucet post 26th May 2018.........

happiness is in the things that you do not plan, in those that do not see coming.@drpuffnstuff
@fhstralow
@jacobzeema
@jaquith
@joanstewart
@kryptonia
@mariannewest
@mawit07
@sydesjokes

life will give you back in abundance everything you do for us.

This opportunity did not miss me. Thanks for your work.

Thanks for the faucet!

feliz fin de semana

Party on Wayne

Q: When do you go at red and stop at green?
A: When you’re eating a watermelon.

hahahaha, have a nice day.

Tanks good information for me, sir

Here is the joke: my earnings on steemit

When facing the problems, we have two alternatives:
Persist or withdraw.
Nohemi Castro

Thanks Sydesjokes

Un nuevo día, con nuevas oportunidades para ser mejor y ayudar.

Love is all you need

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