Tub Cat's Post Classification System Exposed!

in #steemit3 years ago (edited)

I am Tub Cat! Bringer of Quality Content!


Hello Squishy Humans,

The Mighty Tub Cat recently hired a highly skilled and stealthy body-guard called @aussieninja. This Australian Ninja was very excited to join Tub Cat Incorporated and was overheard praising his new employer at the water cooler - Tub Cat treat's his employees equally, just as if they were all Tub Dogs!

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The first task of Ninja of Australianess was to assess how Tub Cat classifies the posts that he peruses while residing in his Tub. As a result of this assessment, Tub Cat and @aussieninja have developed a highly complicated and extremely difficult to understand system for determining what a quality post is, what a post with potential looks like, and what is classified as spam or a plagiarised post.

Tub Cat has chosen to provide this classification for all to review and accept as Tub Cat gospel. This system is documented below.

Read on, Squishy humans! And see if your squishy brains can comprehend this system that is deliberately over-complicated and formatted in a manner that is challenging to the eyes of simplistic humans!


High Quality Posts Deserving Reward


High quality posts deserving reward and recognition must be undervalued posts that are deserving of recognition and reward:

  • The author can only be a minnow who has developed high quality content (as judged by Tub Cat himself)
  • The post payout must be less than $20
  • The post must be less than 3 days old at the time of review
  • The author must have not posted any other content prior or following the article being reviewed that violates Tub Cat's terms of good Steemit behaviour

Users With Great Potential and Deserving of Your Support


Users with great potential are authors who have potential to develop great content i.e. are passionate about a subject, have developed posts that simply require some tweaking to be high quality, or are consistently showing signs that they are committed to helping Steemit grow, are deserving of recognition, support and reward:

  • The author can only be a minnow who has developed content that is deserving of support, advice, encouragement and reward (as judged by Tub Cat himself)
  • The post payout must be less than $10
  • The post must be less than 3 days old at the time of review
  • The author must have not posted any other content prior or following the article being reviewed that violates Tub Cat's terms of good Steemit behaviour

Users that are no Better than a Tub Dog! (Spam / Plagiarism)


Posts that are classified as spam and plagiarism have are generally as follows:

  • Posts of text, images, or videos containing content that is clearly lifted from another website or Steemit post and copied to the authors blog without acknowledgement to the original author.
  • Spam posts are simply repeated posting of unoriginal content (such as a single image with little or no text) for the sole purpose of generating repeated rewards regardless of size. For example, posting the same image or selection of images under different tags 5 times in one hour.

Nothing more needs to be said about the Tub Dogs who exhibit this behaviour.


Tub Cat's classification system of posts has been laid out for all to see! Feel free to express your awe in the comments below.



Persevere, pink and squishy human. Your Steemit life is just beginning!



TUB CAT OUT!


Thanks to @nathanial for creating the amazing header and footer in this post!

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@tubcat is the best employer!
So far I've protected @tubcat from a magpie, an unruly vacuum and rescued him from the cardboard box the refrigerator came in... and in return he's sent me to slice and dice a thousand tubdogs. It's been a great first day!

Tub Cat did not appreciate that magpie’s intentions. Tub Cat was enjoying that box though and you spoiled his fun times in it.

Ninja Bodyguards are also known as Killers (of Fun)...

I knew you were upset, oh TubCat, so I kicked a TubManatee extra hard in revenge for you... to be honest though, pretty sure he didn't notice.

There’s Tub Manatees? They sound tasty. :D

Thanks again for the fun and informative post! What's your favorite type of cat, besides in-a-tub? I'm considering adopting...

Also lmao:

Users that are no Better than a Tub Dog!

Tub Cat is Tub Cat’s favourite Cat. No other cat is worthy of the Tub life.

Ok I respect your opinion. I'll stop with the cat-inquiries

Do you have a section explaining what TubCat followers have to do to nominate a post? Do they just leave it in the comments section?

Tub Cat hasn't considered nominations. This is a good suggestion. I think Tub Cat will prepare a weekly "nominate a post" post. Well done human!

Do you have a section explaining what TubCat followers have to do to nominate a post? Do they just leave it in the comments section? -@angusg

I was wondering the same thing.

I think Tub Cat will prepare a weekly "nominate a post" post. Well done human! -@tubcat

Sounds like a good idea!

What about on the opposite spectrum, an "anti-nomination" for "Tub-Dog-like" posts? or is that too much like vigilante justice?

A Tub Dog nomination post is an interesting idea. However, Tub Cat will focus on rewarding good authors initially before committing to too much. There is only one Tub Cat and he has limited time at present.

Ok keep up the good Tubbing, preciate.

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