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Conned by a cottontail!

this looks like a bunny sock puppet account

I upvoted your post.

Cheers to you.
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Congratulations! This post has been upvoted from the communal account, @minnowsupport, by Chris Bird from the Minnow Support Project. It's a witness project run by aggroed, ausbitbank, teamsteem, someguy123, neoxian, followbtcnews, and netuoso. The goal is to help Steemit grow by supporting Minnows. Please find us at the Peace, Abundance, and Liberty Network (PALnet) Discord Channel. It's a completely public and open space to all members of the Steemit community who voluntarily choose to be there.

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I upvoted your contribution because to my mind your post is at least 5 SBD worth and should receive 170 votes. It's now up to the lovely Steemit community to make this come true.

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