How to Make it to Steemit's Hot Section!๐Ÿ”ฅ

in #teamcanada โ€ข 4 years ago (edited)

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Everyone wants to make it to the Hot Section. That's where your post blows up and you'll really get noticed!

If you make it there you're right around the corner from getting stupid rich, "Blog Rich" i call it, u can use it too..

Once you're blog rich you can go into work the next day and tell your boss to go fuck himself. Don't forget to drop by human resources and tell Debbie she's a huge dildo suckin bitch! Forget your last check, youre not gonna need it anyways!

To get to the coveted hot section all you need is these 3 things.. 1) a great story 2) a little luck and 3) emoticons. Motherfuckers love some emotions! โ›„๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿ‘”๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ

I've also noticed if you make a stupid face in the opening pic you have a 72.8% chance of getting hot.. but.. if you do that AND talk about cryptos your in! That's it!!!

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Maybe that's not your expertise though and you can't fake it? Be sure to use this other tried and tested method, dogs. Get 4-5 small dogs and record yourself walking through your neighborhood talking about how the world sucks and everyone's stupid. Papaya!!! Instant hot section action there folks! Insert emoticon here..๐Ÿช

Now there is one more method for getting super hot and lighting Steemit on fire, I wasn't gonna share it because it's really hard and it's not possible for everyone..being an Asian lady. Asian ladies with posts half full of Chinese characters will get you the Steemfame you so desire.. but make sure your on a beach for half of your posts! That's the ticket ๐Ÿผ

There it is folks, take a little bit of what your learned here, use it, and I'll meet you on the coveted Hot Section.. just as soon as I figure out where to get 4 dogs or become an Asian lady?

You're welcome,

@goldenarms

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This is one of my favorite post from steemit. If this post doesn't bust $100 I have no chance in hell of ever making any money. Recently I legit started walking around my Neighborhood with 2 kids screaming and crying. My first vlogs ever. I'm going to borrow my neighbors dogs next time. Lol

This post won't even make it to $10 lol thx for stopping by tho. And yes go around the neighborhood and collect all the dogs u can find!

I have decided that this post is way under valued and am going to add some pictures of dogs to see if that helps....Everyone loves cute puppies from Pixabay. puppy-1154468__340.jpg

What about a woman and her dog...also from pixabay...I have always found it funny how some people look similar to their favorite animals. Some people have a cat faces or mouse faces...etc...

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Maybe your viewers like multiple animals... I really thought this post would go over $100.

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Didn't work ๐Ÿ˜

I'm having feelings of regret thinking back on all the dogs I dropped off at my moms. Maybe I should have kept all those little bastards and I could be rich already! ๐Ÿถ ๐Ÿ’ต ๐Ÿ“ธ

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your dog is so cute!

U messed up, go get the dam dogs girlfriend! Lol Thanks for the laugh ๐Ÿ˜

OMG ! You hit it right on the Head. I love Jeff and the Dog Walks.....LUCY SITz !!!

Hey I wasn't naming names @stokjockey haha Shouldn't you be unicorn hunting? ๐Ÿ˜

This belongs in the hot section.

U belong in the hot section..because you're sexy! Thx @silverfuture for stopping by

How dare you confuse me with the sorry excuse for a channel that is @silverfuture!
Joking, people confuse the two all the time, and I love his channel.

Ah dammit, at first I didn't know what you were talking about because I just woke up from a nap. My apologies @silverfortune ๐Ÿ˜Š

Man this is one hot article! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿต๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š I bet you this one goes viral! I also think it helps to have someone make great comments about your blog post. Up voted and resteemed! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ’ฅ

Lol I think you need to use more emoticons tho?

This article is going viral already! ๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸปChuck Nornis emoji power up!

What is your favorite emoji to use on your posts? I like ๐Ÿ’ฐ and ๐Ÿ’ต and ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and even Canada ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ if were talking about maple syrup.

๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅโšก๏ธโšก๏ธโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

The last one was lit! That's enough tho pls @briandenver ๐Ÿ˜Š lol

Please check out my emoji embellished article ๐Ÿด๐Ÿด๐Ÿด๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ About a bronco football players truck https://steemit.com/cars/@briandenver/the-biggest-diesel-truck-in-denver

I identify as an hot asian lady, I guess you could say I'm a trans-hotasianlady, bit I won't conform to your stereotypical idea of what a hot asian lady looks like, does that count or do I actually need to convert into one?

You've always been sexy to me big boy ๐Ÿ˜ I like u just the way you are. Would some deodorant kill ya tho? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

I am dying to get on the front page, it would be awesome. This post was very entertaining I think we all want to march into the boss office and tell him/her that you quit. When the day comes for me, I will quit my job, like a boss

That would make a great blog post. Mic drop right in the bosses face ๐Ÿ˜Š

๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ you made me laugh.! So true but, so true ๐Ÿ‘. I spend hours on posts sometimes and get no votes, then post a pic of a hot chick and get instant hits.! Just proves sex sells ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Yeah, have you tried being sexier? ๐Ÿ˜

Haha 100% registered beautician right here!! You sure got a smile from this guy however Debbie from HR, shes a gem aswell so we wont tell her to get fucked lol!

Oh yes we will! She's the reason I had to attend all those stupid sensitivity meetings. I'm very fucking sensitive just don't touch me! ๐Ÿ˜Š

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