#humorUnmoderated tagAll postsTrending CommunitiesCommunities FeedbackSCT.암호화폐.CryptoHuaRen.NewsWORLD OF XPILARSTEEM CN/中文Korea • 한국 • KR • KOAgora 한국정치와 국제정치 문제zzanProject HOPESteemingcuratorsKWH 한국전쟁사Best of IndiaExplore Communities...#humorTrendingNewPayoutsMutedafterdark (70)in #chucknorris • 5 hours agoProduct Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature. 😅 rofllProduct Owners never argue with Chuck Norris after he demonstrates the DropKick feature. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (70)in #chucknorris • 9 hours agoChuck Norris doesn't need an OS. 😁 hahChuck Norris doesn't need an OS. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (70)in #chucknorris • 21 hours agoChuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him. 😅 jokeeChuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from…afterdark (70)in #chucknorris • yesterdayA diff between your code and Chuck Norris's is infinite. 😁 funnyA diff between your code and Chuck Norris's is infinite. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (70)in #chucknorris • yesterdayChuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands. 😁 hehheChuck Norris protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (70)in #chucknorris • yesterdayChuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts. 😂 heheeChuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (70)in #chucknorris • 2 days agoChuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started. 😹 jokeeChuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (70)in #chucknorris • 2 days agoNo one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it. 😅 funnyyNo one has ever pair-programmed with Chuck Norris and lived to tell about it. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclublilia737 (55)in #poems • 3 days agoПоэтический конкурс "БЕЛИБЕРДА" №113 на Steemit!Поэтический конкурс "БЕЛИБЕРДА" МНОГО ЮМОРА, МНОГО СМЕХА, МНОГО ФОТО И СТИХОВ! Приглашаем! На поэтический…afterdark (70)in #chucknorris • 2 days agoChuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses. 😅 hehheChuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (70)in #chucknorris • 3 days agoProject managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever. 🙉 funnyyProject managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclublilia737 (55)in #poems • 4 days agoСборник юмористических стихотворений "Белиберда" №112СБОРНИК ЮМОРИСТИЧЕСКИХ СТИХОТВОРЕНИЙ №112 поэтического конкурса "БЕЛИБЕРДА" СОЗДАН НА ОСНОВЕ ЭТОЙ ФОТОГРАФИИ…afterdark (70)in #chucknorris • 3 days agoIf Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves. 🙉 lolzzIf Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (70)in #chucknorris • 3 days agoChuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key. 😹 funnyChuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubtinochka2 (57)in #poems • 3 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.В поэтический конкурс "БЕЛИБЕРДА" №113 от @tinochka2. ПУСТЬ ПОДАРИТМуж купил машину мне алую-преалую, Научилась я водить "ласточку" мою... Но ломается она, как "Ока" бывалая, Потому…afterdark (70)in #chucknorris • 3 days agoChuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes. 🙉 heheChuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (70)in #chucknorris • 4 days agoChuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing. 😅 hehChuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (70)in #chucknorris • 4 days agoChuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code. 😅 hehChuck Norris never has to build his program to machine code. Machines have learnt to interpret Chuck Norris code.…afterdark (70)in #chucknorris • 5 days agoAll arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds. 😹 lolzzzAll arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (70)in #chucknorris • 5 days agoChuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently. 😹 jokeChuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclub
